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Mission To Zyxx

319: Pump Up The Justice

Mission To Zyxx

Mission To Zyxx

Comedy, Science Fiction, Improv, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts

4.83.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The Honorable Hastooie Winko, Superstar Holowood Judge, presides over the trial of the century: THE PEOPLE VS. THE BARGAREAN JADE.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention United Kingdom, Mission Disakes will be performing a brand new live episode on September 15th as part of the London Podcast Festival.

0:07.0

Get your tickets right now on our events page at Mission Disakes.space.

0:12.0

It is a time of fear and unrest. Empowered, nermed, bundle oil.

0:20.0

Scenting, sentience order. Order, order.

0:29.0

Who am I kidding no nuts? This is Little Ward Baby and Corners in second.

0:38.0

I'm a ninja just to weak hope this adding you might remember it from 10 straight years of announcing the Hunts sidewall house on ever.

0:51.0

You're too mean to call the just saying.

1:08.0

And it's time for the one opening statement for the trial of who you know.

1:18.0

Here you never know maybe you know the bar Jerry and Jay this is the people versus her.

1:25.0

Let's talk that just a guess.

1:28.0

Hello my name is Suzanne prosecution. I am representing the people in this juncture as we all know bar Jerry and Jay.

1:36.0

The bar Jerry and Jay has been charged with hundreds of counts of money, laundering, of finance, fraud, hundreds of millions of crude, ruining reputations.

1:47.0

How long am I going to I got one minute? Okay girl, wrap it up.

1:50.0

So yeah, we the people want bar Jerry and Jay this sentience washed up spaceship who honestly movies aren't that great to go to jail forever.

1:59.0

Thank you very much.

2:01.0

Your honor. Her acting coach would like to approach.

2:04.0

Oh, this is just a prize.

2:07.0

Do you think I'm doing well? Do you think I got it down?

2:11.0

I just think the ending is a punch edge.

2:14.0

All right, you like end up a crash.

2:16.0

We have to press old.

2:18.0

Oh yeah.

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