Well, let's see the point in waiting a bit longer, so let's bring her out.

We're going to start with your action.

The one you came to see.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only Ms. Judy Goldie.

Ladies and gentlemen, this woman, who I am interviewing today, has had such a profound

impact on, well, on stand-up comedy as a whole.

But for me, as a stand-up comedian, she has had such a profound impact on me.

She is, I hate this word, but she's beyond unique.

Her voice is like no other.

I just, I don't even know what to say.

You are such a hero and so brilliant.

And I have been, I can't believe you're on my show.

Like I can't believe it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only all-up ounce bonus here.

Well, thank you so much, but you are making this description.

I was so excited as to who you were having on as you were describing it.

And a lot of listeners are going to be, well, fucks, just pal, pal.

So I just want to say that there is no one.

The only thing bigger than Judy Gold.

Is Nicki Minaj's cousins.

I'm going to use that as my intro now when I go on stage, the MC.

And they say, what do you want me to say?

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