0:00.0	Who copied who? Crocodiles or alligators?
0:03.9	Does the sky change color at night or do my eyes change?
0:08.3	Answers to these questions and more on this episode of this
0:12.4	Pirate of all up up up up
0:15.6	Ooh!
0:16.3	Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt today's episode for an emergency broadcast.
0:20.2	Do not adjust your set.
0:21.8	The information you're about to receive may well save your life.
0:25.6	We had a normal episode of this panel we live ready to release this week,
0:29.5	but shortly before posting we received information that indicates
0:33.5	Earth may be under threat of imminent invasion by one or more alien races.
0:39.6	At this time we are recommending people stay in their homes and to ration their supplies
0:44.4	of both water and beans.
0:46.7	Not for eating or survival, but so you can appease our new alien gods with a humble offering of beans.
0:52.6	So barricade your homes, switch off all the lights, but most importantly put your feet up, relax,
0:58.9	and enjoy this this paranormal life special report into whatever the f*** is going on out there.
1:04.2	Oh my god!
1:06.0	This is, of course, also the weekly comedy podcast where every Tuesday,
1:10.0	me and Rory Powers get to the bottom of a different paranormal case.
1:13.6	How are you doing today, Rory?
1:15.0	I'm doing great, kid.
1:16.0	I didn't know that we were breaking out the emergency broadcast system for today's podcast.
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