319 - Auga
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2017
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Robbery. Murder. Rape. Hilarious.
Seth Barron is off this week, So I have this interview with Auga Nemer, a 30-yr-old Modern Orthodox Jew who can be seen performing stand-up comedy in locations around midtown and the Village.
We have irreverent conversations about....
- A former cop is suing because she was fired for moonlighting as a Dominatrix.
- Judaism.
- Blowjobs
Included in this episode is a bonus podcast which is NOT NYC Crime Report. I've launched a new podcast with comedian Kevin Downey Jr. which has a similar sensibility to Crime Report, called TRUMP. I'm aware a certain number of listeners won't be interested in TRUMP, so please, no pressure, just ignore it.
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| 0:00.0 | years I didn't even really enjoy that |
| 0:01.9 | because I was like, I know that there's no way |
| 0:03.5 | this chick enjoys my dick in her mouth. |
| 0:05.4 | Really? |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.6 | Some people love it. |
| 0:07.9 | Oh, yeah, there are people. |
| 0:09.3 | Not me. |
| 0:11.3 | God forbid. |
| 0:11.9 | I've seen your act. |
| 0:17.0 | You must have something interesting or something, i guess people go like oh that seems |
| 0:25.2 | like somebody who might be fun to talk to yes i have a very interesting life yeah uh talking to |
| 0:34.8 | auga once you know how't even know your last name |
| 0:37.5 | Agha |
| 0:37.9 | Namer |
| 0:38.9 | Namer of course |
| 0:39.8 | yeah that's pretty funny |
| 0:41.4 | that I could |
| 0:41.8 | It's like name |
| 0:43.6 | with an R |
| 0:44.4 | You should have a name |
| 0:45.9 | yeah that's pretty easy |
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