So, Matt, I decided I'm going to write a book, and it's going to be about all of the things that I should have done throughout my life.

Really?

So, yeah, I'm going to call it my autobiography.

I like that.

I like that.

Okay, it's good.

Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam.

And my name's Matt.

Now, pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is Graveyard Tales.

All right, everybody, here we are again.

Matt, how you doing tonight, brother?

I'm all right, man. Good, good.

It's hot as, I don't know, blazes. I know. Here too, man. We finally hit that, uh, nearing triple digits.

We'll be, we'll be in triple digits in a day or two. It's like here, it's like I said today, I said, I'm tired of living in the rainforest.

I'm like, you know, my grass grows overnight because of all this rain.

And then it gets humid.

I mean, it's like I didn't know I was, I had moved to Vietnam.

I'm like, golly.

I know.

It is just muggy.

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