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Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police.

I'm Mike Graham, and who are you?

Nigel Farage.

Nigel Farage is here this week with us.

It's been quite a week, hasn't it, for reform?

It's been quite a week for all sorts of reasons.

I don't know where would you like to begin? Rachel Reeves and a shithouse fucking

package of nonsense. The spending review. When did the spending review become a thing? Right.

Right. I remember you saying to me a few months back and I couldn't have agreed more.

You know, people like us, okay the budget's important, but is there

a suspicion that people like us kind of overdo it? Yeah. You know, spend hours and hours

and hours, got it. Well, we don't. Yeah, exactly right. So where did the spending review thing

come from? Suddenly, and I'm listening to certain shows today, and I thinking they're treating it like it's the fucking treaty of

summer yeah and it's nothing it's nothing it's something it's some of the channels like sky you know they get old

death rigby out there and fucking you know she's she's fucking this is what you can expect yeah the

spending review and the huge long fucking piece on the website about, you know, all the

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