Hello. Hello and welcome to episode number 318 of real-life ghost stories.

And to kick things off this week, I would like to say thanks to some of our newest Patreon subscribers.

I would like to thank Zorba Ding-Dong Dorba.

Oh, God, you guys, you kill me.

And Melanie Harding.

Thank you so much for subscribing to the Patreon.

I love you and appreciate you every single day.

And our film review this week, our film review is We Burry the Dead.

We Burry the Dead was released in 2024.

It has 5.6 out of 10 on IMDB and 88% on Rotten Tomatoes.

After a catastrophic military disaster, the dead don't just rise, they hunt.

The military insists they are harmless and slow moving, offering hope to grieving families.

But when Ava enters a quarantine zone searching for her missing husband, she uncovers the

horrifying truth.

The undead are growing more violent, more relentless and more dangerous with every passing hour.

I'm going to tell you right here right now

that that synopsis is categorically untrue. But before I get into my gripes, obviously,

let's have a look at the likes for this film. So I'm a really big fan of a zombie horror. So I was

really willing to give this film a go. And as you can imagine,

I was unfortunately quite disappointed. The setup to this film is really good, actually. So basically

everyone on the island of Tasmania has been wiped out by the US army who have accidentally

deployed some sort of like pulse weapon

...