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It's time for another episode and that story show presented by nobody's listening. Woe!

Enjoy the show! This is Ethan from Key South Dakota. Hey! This is that story show people.

This is that story show people. People. I loved her some guine. It was Joan.

Hey, how you do in podcast, people, this is that story show where we're telling hilarious

real life stories and inviting you to do the same.

It's episode 318 brought to the week of October 9th, 2019. I am your

host James and my good friend is here. No, he's not. He's actually not here and it's all my fault. It's just going to be me today. I hope that's all right because it's our special once a year.

Very scary Halloween Halloween episode and I it's my fault that we couldn't podcast together.

John had a free evening being the good Christian boy that he is but I have so much going on on Thursday.

We're taking the kids down to do the trick-or-treating thing and Jay's going to be a zombie and

Jenna's trying to be a men and black kind of character and I don't know.

I don't know what's going on.

All I know is I'm going to wear part of my Buzz Light Ear costume and we're just going to go like that.

Because I have a hand in a glove or a glove and a gauntlet that looks like Buzz Light Ear, so it's pretty cool.

So anyway, I'm your host, if I didn't say it, James Kennison and welcome to the

scariest episode of nobody's or that story show that you've ever heard of. I'm telling you it is so scary because today

of all days everything my friends everything is middle school drama!

Dang it! Everything is middle school drama

Move out of the way stupid

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