Miss Fit Toys

Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show

Before we get going here's some stuff you should know

to tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or sweat to God

Those expressions are comedic little darling if Todd means the truth he always says to

George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because that's so big-hearted

Other podcast and before his get started.

The intros are recorded on a phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass Show and Number One so welcome

to the show.

Now entering Nurdist.

Hey, I heard you feeling a bit sad.

I know exactly what you need, don't worry about it.

Bad things happen.

There are bad people. There will always be bad people doing bad

things. There's no doubt in that. But you have to know something. You have to know how much good there is out there

far outweighs the bad. Thank you, J.J.

That person doing a bad thing. There's a million smiling babies and good smells from bakeries and middle schoolers

getting their first kids. Oh. There's a smell of fireplaces in the brisk winter air and the taste of watermelon in the summertime.

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