318 - An Andy Bernard Meltdown

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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This is the episode where we expose Timon for his lies, discuss Jake and Rachel’s first date, and get an update from Brad about being a family of six. Check out Cozy Earth and get 35% off site wide with promo code GRKC at https://cozyearth.com/ Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Good Ranchers and get %10 off with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	One of the first times that Rachel and I ever hung out,
0:02.9	we talked about something, and I wrote it down to my stand-up notes.
0:06.0	And first of all, I was like, this is a great sign.
0:07.8	I'm already getting material out of this girl.
0:09.5	But I don't think I've ever talked about it since that moment.
0:12.2	So I want to bring it up.
0:13.6	There are a couple of things in life
0:15.0	that I feel like Hollywood and just American culture
0:18.0	have like led us to believe are like,
0:20.8	sexy, flirty gestures.
0:24.0	And I think there's some of the more least attractive things
0:26.5	you could do.
0:27.2	Okay.
0:28.2	Two examples. One, eating a chocolate covered strawberry.
0:31.2	Okay. You were watched someone eat that. I mean, it's just drippy. It's like, yeah, it's drippy. It's like, if you got it fresh, it's going to be dripping. If you got it, it's a day later, it's like the turtle shell.
0:42.6	Yeah, you can't get it in one clean bite.
0:44.6	If they take a clean bite, like one clean bite,
0:46.2	then it's like that's not sexy at all.
0:47.4	It's like a really,
0:48.0	you have to be very aggressive with like,
0:49.6	like, you know what I mean?
0:51.8	You can't just really like slowly.
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