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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#318: A Vaccine For Bullets

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news
2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal.
3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it.
4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway.
5- Back off, cop. I’m white.
6- Support which troops?
7- Where’s my beachfront property?
8- Black Lives work hard too.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 318 of my podcast.

0:24.4

Who's paying attention?

0:25.9

You guys are, and I appreciate it.

0:29.3

Wow, another week.

0:34.6

Before I got my dog, before I got the Hulk, a friend who's a dog trainer and has dogs and horses told me that once you get a dog, you tend to like them more than humans.

0:49.2

I don't know if that's true yet, but I will say I absolutely understand she she joked that her daughter

0:58.5

noticed that she has 300 pictures of her dogs and horses and five pictures of her kids so

1:07.9

this is how this is where we're at. There are so many stories this week of cops shooting and killing people and mass shootings going on. You know, it's post-pandemic, right? We're back. So many that the Derek Chavon trial,

1:30.5

the trial of the cop who killed George Floyd was actually pushed off at the front page of the

1:36.4

news. It's not in the top three cop stories this week. Think about that. The man we watched murder George Floyd,

1:47.0

his trial, not even in the top three stories this week. That's how much it continues. That's how

1:55.3

little we progress. That's how big the denial is that we have a incredible problem with policing.

2:05.1

It is not a few bad apples. It is the policy of police departments across this country.

2:13.8

And yeah, I'll get into it. But, but, you know, we, we had a mass shooting last night. I'm

2:21.8

recording this on Friday to 16th. So last night in Indianapolis at a FedEx, eight people were shot.

2:29.6

We don't even know the details of that story yet. Don't even know what happened there. Just another mass

2:36.2

shooting. And that is Indianapolis's third in three months. There were four people killed

2:43.0

with a family fighting over a stimulus check. And then there was another shooting where five people

2:49.3

were killed. And now this this one eight people shot it's

2:52.9

you know again the the horror of these things you know you go to work right you work at fedex

3:01.3

you you work at night you i don't know sort packages get them ready for delivery, you know, whatever.

3:09.0

All you did was go to work.

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