317 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Christina guesses Tom's brown! And a surprise game! Dunkin' Doughnuts vs Krispy Kreme. What side are the mommies on? Rachel Dolezal and Tamar Braxton. Tina has new voicemails and texts on her phone. The joys of a new phone number. If you borrow $20 from Linda, you'd better pay her back ASAP! Is Shaq hanging with Chuck Woolery? The most annoying girl in social media and more! Enjoy mommies.

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0:00.0	Good on, good on, done, done.
0:22.0	Do you know what this is?
0:24.0	This is my final road week of the year.
0:29.0	I can't wait for you to be home with me.
0:32.0	Right now I'm in New York City.
0:35.0	I'm doing some local spots in the city.
0:38.0	I wish I knew more in advance, but I know I'm doing a few, I think comedy living room,
0:44.0	doing one night.
0:46.0	But my big show, of course, I've been plugging it a lot.
0:49.0	And thank you to everyone that really got tickets.
0:53.0	It's done pretty well.
0:54.0	But I really wanted to be a, you know, sold out show.
0:58.0	That'd be the most fun.
0:59.0	It's this Friday the 13th at the Skurball Center in New York, New York City,
1:08.0	and Jew Pork City.
1:11.0	That's the NYU Skurball Center, 10 PM show, one big room, one big show.
1:19.0	And then tomorrow, the John Lyman Center for the Performing Arts,
1:24.0	a new Haven, Comnetacant, that is Saturday, November 14th.
1:29.0	And then I fly home, Jeans.
1:31.0	I fly home, and I am with her, wearing jeans, until baby Jeans gets here.
1:37.0	Thank God.
1:38.0	I need you here.
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