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She's like, there I was, all on my own, and then a magical black man

chopped all my wood and vanished.

And literally, he vanishes and she says, I'm gonna go get you a piece of pie.

She's yelling at him through the door while she goes in to get the pie,

and when she comes out, he's fucking gone.

Like, I love the optics of that where she goes inside, and like, you know,

if it's not bad enough, she shuts and locks the door behind her.

She rolls up the window to her housework.

Oh, awful.

Movie, movie, movie.

Welcome back to God of the Movies.

We're each week. We watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

I'm your host, Ethan Wright, and I'm joined by the brains and the muscle of the operation,

Eli Bosnicki.

Eli, how's it going?

Thank you, Heath. I did.

Well, not a clap push up, but I did clap.

I clapped while lying on the ground.

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