317: Robot Moms and Purple Aliens on DIYS with Dion Lack
Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with hosts Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud featuring guest Dion Lack. This week we discuss:
Could Will Smith really have been Neo in The Matrix?
Why the I Am Legend dog scene broke us 😭
Pregnant robots in China 👶🤖
A crocodile’s virgin birth 🐊
No-melt ice cream 🍦
Cartoon roommates from hell 🏠
And why aliens might actually be PURPLE 👽
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0:00 – Don’t Drop the Spaghetti Game
1:24 – Welcome Back
3:30 – Will Smith Almost Starred in The Matrix
7:00 – Hiking Therapy & BetterHelp Ad
11:34 – Patrick Cloud’s Birthday Surprise
13:00 – Will Smith’s Best Emotional Scenes
20:01 – Mannequins & I Am Legend Dog Debate
27:00 – Diseases & Sickle Cell Myths
30:10 – Beaver Booty Vanilla?!
31:13 – Worst Cartoon Roommates
34:09 – Funniest Animals If They Could Talk
37:34 – PrizePicks Ad (Sports Betting)
39:34 – Wild “Would You Rather?” Scenarios
42:31 – Pregnant Robots in China
45:30 – Crocodile Virgin Birth Discovery
50:20 – Scientists Create No-Melt Ice Cream
53:41 – Funnel Cakes vs Pancakes
56:00 – CashApp Ad (Promo Code DIYs)
59:00 – The Greater Glider Animal Facts
1:01:15 – WWII POW Mistaken as “Crazy”
1:04:30 – Purple Aliens Could Be Real?
1:07:00 – Space Isn’t Always Cold?!
1:09:20 – Solar Winds & Final Thoughts
1:09:45 – Upcoming Shows & Comedy Specials
1:11:07 – Closing
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| 0:00.0 | earlier I was like we should make it a game called don't drop the spaghetti |
| 0:03.2 | don't touch the spaghetti that sounds awful that's way too hard to describe |
| 0:07.7 | no yeah yeah it is but like the name is just where it came right right right we |
| 0:12.2 | explain the game like yeah you know you say something like uh uh see lasagna right and you build a world around lasagna and so but it always comes back even if you |
| 0:24.9 | have something else that becomes a callback it always has to finish with whatever that word is |
| 0:30.8 | yeah that was funny yeah we wouldn't a good 20 minutes building on this daggone you made a game game up? So, you know, I'm a what if person. So I was like, have you ever dropped a meal? And he was like, I still got to eat it because I'm hungry because I'm not cooking this again. Damn. So, so my cousin's like. Yeah, you wanted to ask. I was about to say, this sounds like everything. |
| 0:55.9 | All those are recorded. |
| 0:56.7 | I see the numbers. |
| 0:58.1 | Podcasting is hard, man. |
| 0:59.2 | You don't know, you'd be like, you damn near like, I don't even want to talk to you yet. |
| 1:04.0 | Let's start. |
| 1:05.6 | He's got the NDA until the counter is up. |
| 1:10.4 | What up, everybody |
| 1:11.4 | able to hear more. |
| 1:12.3 | I'm Patrick Cloud. |
| 1:12.9 | And this is another episode |
| 1:14.3 | of damn internet you scare |
| 1:16.1 | when we back in the studio |
| 1:17.3 | and we got one of our favorite guests |
| 1:19.1 | stopping through the building. |
| 1:20.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1:21.2 | the entertainer, |
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