316 – WRONG WARS Ep 3 – For The Family

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4.9 • 518 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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The WRONG WARS Saga Continues! When little Jeffy joins a cult, his father is left with no choice but to do what is necessary to save his son, even if it means...

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0:00.0	All right, good night, Jeffie, sleep tight.
0:05.0	Little Angel.
0:07.0	Although I think we clearly have something to talk about, this is a big problem, right?
0:13.0	What? Not finishing the peas?
0:15.0	I think it's really normal for a kid.
0:16.0	No, I'm talking about that new cult.
0:18.0	Oh, well.
0:19.0	He's joining the new cult. All the kids in daycare are joining the new cult. He thinks it's the best. Well, he's two and a half. I mean, he's got to let him make his own mistakes. Two and a half. Let's just let him spread his wings, okay? I'm taking over. What are you talking about? Sorry, you know too much. Shoot the gas tank until it explodes.
0:38.3	And a quick grenade for good measure.
0:42.3	Jeffie, Jeffie, come down, please.
0:45.3	Throw him in the back of the car, drive him out to the country and torture him to death.
0:49.3	No!
0:50.3	Let me go.
0:51.3	Enjoy your country trip.
0:53.3	He's two and a half. Can you let him have some naive liberalization? Let me go. Enjoy your country trip.
0:56.2	He's two and a half.
1:00.0	Can you let him have some naive liberal idealism for a little while?
1:03.8	No, because how do you think we have naive liberal idealist adults?
1:06.4	Their parents didn't stamp it out when they were young.
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