316: Why Husbands Hate Shopping at Costco with Their Wives

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Trey and Katie dive deep into one of marriage’s greatest tests: the Costco trip. From free samples to bulk-buy arguments, they hilariously expose why couples can’t survive a peaceful shopping run together. Plus, they cover puzzle wars, marriage “no-go” zones, and the weird satisfaction of a perfect nap.

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0:00.0	I'll like to start out hot.
0:01.1	I've got, this has been a very important video across social media.
0:03.8	Okay.
0:04.2	And I think it'd be important for us. I think it's important for us to, uh, react to it, give our thoughts. I mean, I'm sure I haven't seen it. I'm excited to watch it. Yeah, this was perfect. Scalar one to ten. How much do you love coming to Costco with your wife? Zero. How much you love coming at Costco with your wife?
0:21.1	Zero.
0:22.7	Can I say negative? Zero. How much you love coming to Costco with your wife? Zero.
0:21.6	Can I say negative?
0:23.6	So what's the number?
0:26.6	Zero.
0:27.6	How much you love coming to Costco with your wife?
0:30.6	Without her, 10.
0:32.6	One to 10, how much you love coming to Costco with your wife?
0:35.6	How about zero? Do you love coming to Costco with your wife? How about zero?
0:40.2	Do you love coming to Costco with your wife?
0:41.1	Oh, zero.
0:42.7	I'm by myself.
0:43.5	She's over there.
0:46.4	We come here all the time, so I probably, nine or ten?
0:47.0	Oh, well. Oh, yeah.
0:47.6	Right.
0:48.7	All right.
0:53.1	What's the number?
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