All right. So, Matt, I was reorganizing my bookshelf the other day, and I dropped my copy of Oliver Twist directly on my toe.

Really?

It hurt like the dickens, man.

Dang, I should have seen that one.

Ugh.

Okay. It's good. I was saying that one. Ugh. Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam.

And my name's Matt. Now, pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is Graveyard Tales. All right everybody, here we are again. Matt, how you doing tonight, brother?

Not bad, man. Not bad at all. Good. Before we get into it, we'll say go over to

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Don't get me wrong.

We enjoy a stroked ego like anybody else does.

That's right.

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