Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham and you are.

Kevin O'Sullivan. I'm just back from Dubai, which we'll talk about it a little bit.

Which was pretty extraordinary in so many different ways because it was so much different to what we've been fucking putting up with here.

And you realise actually, why are we putting up with it? But let's kick off with some of the shit that's going on.

Also, when they say, we'll come back to it.

I mean, I haven't been to Dubai.

When they say Dubai is hot, you have to go there to realize just that fucking hot.

And also, I mean, funnily enough, the first time I was there was 1994.

You did a story there, didn't?

And there was some people in prison there which was

fucking unbelievable

and all I remember

was in

for some reason

I remember it in

Fahrenheit

it was 132 degrees

Fahrenheit in the shade

but this week

this trip

unfortunately we were told

on Friday

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