316: Just the Two of Us - Confessions Special
The Scummy Mummies Podcast
Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
What's the best way to dispose of a sex toy? Do cats have nails? And is it wrong to take a piss in your cheating husband's bathwater? Nobody is asking these questions, but we attempt to answer them anyway in this special episode!
As we take a break from gigging for the summer, we reflect on the opening leg of our Hot Mess tour, and share some of our favourite confessions from those first 43 shows. Tune in to hear tale of what one naughty toddler did with some Rice Krispies, how one woman ended up with tits that smell like Big Macs, and a top tip for managing screen time that involves Russia. Plus: we discuss the confessions that are too scummy to read out...
An amazing FIFTEEN THOUSAND PEOPLE have already been to see Hot Mess. Thank you so much to everyone who's come along and shared confessions. If you've been to the show and enjoyed it, please tell your friends! And/or, bring them along to the next one! We start gigging again in the autumn, then it's our Christmas tour, and we have shows booked in right the way up to 2027... New dates are announced all the time, so keep an eye on scummymummies.com for tickets.
A huge thank you to all our podcast listeners - especially the ones who have been with us for the last 12 years, through all three hundred and something episodes. We never thought we'd last this long, but here we are, and we love it, so we're going to keep going. We are so grateful for your support.
Until next time, thank you for listening!
E&H xxx
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| 1:04.3 | Hello, scumbags. |
| 1:07.1 | This is the scummy mummies |
| 1:08.1 | podcast. |
| 1:10.6 | With your hosts, Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorne. |
| 1:19.0 | Hello and welcome to the Scummy Mummy's podcast. |
| 1:21.5 | I'm Annie Gibson. |
| 1:22.2 | And I'm Helen Thorne. |
| 1:23.6 | Hmm. |
| 1:24.6 | Mm. |
| 1:25.4 | Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't have started this podcast while taking a sip of tea. Do you know what it is? I'm too relaxed, Helen. I'm too relaxed because we haven't got a guest here. So I just feel like it's just me and you having a chat, which is basically what is. Which I'm going to say is what podcasting used to be, Helen, in the good old days when we invented it. Exactly right. Let's let's hark back to |
| 1:44.8 | do you know what? It is nearly 12 years to the day that we started the podcast. So we're going |
| 1:50.6 | back to our roots. Oh my goodness me. This is like a 12 year anniversary special. Yeah. And back |
| 1:55.5 | then there were only like five other podcasts in the world and like nobody cared about |
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