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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

#316 - Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2015

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

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Recorded live on 09/10/2015.

Music:


War Pigs - Black Sabb

Hell Is For Children Pat Benatar

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0:00.0

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0:03.5

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0:45.4

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1:35.5

It's one of those motherfucking days. It's hot, it's human. It don't fucking matter. It's the church.

1:44.3

That's what fucking matters. Thursday September 10th, the day of the United States got this

1:57.1

motherfucking ball back in the stomach. Get that eagle going. We're going deep today. At least I add

2:06.8

to it. You're Uncle Joey and that's it. Are you fucking kidding me or what? Get your blood going,

2:18.4

shoot some heroin. Do whatever the fuck it is that get your dick hard. Today's your lucky dick hard

2:23.3

suckers. Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches that black masses. You want to stab

2:33.9

somebody. All witches on backwards. Shit will happen. You understand me. Next year you'll wake up

2:40.8

and they're going to night and they're fucking eyeball. You don't even know what happened. It's going on

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