This is a head gum podcast.

You got a problem, hit up these Jews.

They gon' solve it like they always do.

First I'll have a few laughs, make some jokes and kick back, cut you a dick or a bitch

and then we'll have to the next fucking question, I hope you like that question,

checking them here, petition out, mad lessons, breaking up relationships,

left and right swipe on their profile, get some tender advice, don't have a question.

You're just having a bad day, listen anyway, I'll let the pundits smile on your face,

there's not a problem too big, they'll always know what to do, just sit back and relax, this is it for you.

Okay, alright, that was ARP City, what do you think baby, Davy?

Howdy folks, I'll do it now, they're welcome to Twinevation, we're skimming and dreaming.

No, we're not skimming or dreaming.

I thought you were filling in for Jeff and Mike.

You thought you were doing your pocket pool, here.

That's the cheapest one.

Actually Uber Express pool is the new cheapest one that was...

Oh that's where they don't even pick you up at your house.

No, that's where you have to get on a skateboard and just hold on to the back of the Uber pool.

Oh you're skidging, that's smarty McFly style.

Is there one where you just, is a car going up and down like third street and then you have to hop in?

Pretty much, which is a bum, yeah you have to meet them at a destination,

which is really comfy.

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