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This San Pellegrino is good.

I love San Pellegrino.

I just never remember how to pronounce it.

Whenever I order it, I never know how to pronounce it. I always, because I always go to Pino Grigio. That's the one that has calories, though, right? I think so. No, the flavored sodas have calories. This is just the mineral water. The mineral water, yeah. Okay, so I like the, the flavored sodas are delicious, but I don't drink those now. Yeah. But I love the salsa water. It's better than seltzer water. Yeah, there's something about it. It's a little like... It's lightly carbonated. Right. And it just tastes better. Yeah. See, I'm okay with the sharp shelters. Yeah. With the strong bubbles. Yeah. Yeah, me too. I don't mind a good, aggressive seltzers. Yeah. With the strong bubbles.

Yeah, me too.

I don't mind a good aggressive seltzer.

Yeah, like explodes when you open it.

Yeah, explodes when you open it.

And it almost hurts going down.

Yeah, burns your throat.

Yeah.

It's like swallowing a bunch of taps.

Hello, boys.

Mark.

I just pooped in. It smells fabulous. Lowell. Welcome to my latest experiment. This is a big one. It's the Mark and Lowell show. It was a show just for me and you, much like this podcast. Where two guys bring you stories and opinions. Our listeners will not laugh. But if we laugh, then people will laugh. Built on 30 years of friendship. You were singing operetically while you were taking the camera. And I was zooming in. And I was zooming in on my crotch. Along with a regular cast of pals to help them remember at all. Camp is the best. Get your shit together. All right, so back to your swamp ass. Say ho.

Now, here's Mark and Lowell.

Hello and welcome, everybody, to the Mark and Loll show.

I am your host, Mark Ronick, and here with me, as always, my co-host, Lulmeltzer.

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