Hi everybody. Welcome to Am I the Asshole podcast. I'm Danny Vega. Join today by my lovely,

lovable, Virginian guest people. We welcome Freitas to the show. Oh my goodness. Thank you for having me.

I love the tagline. So good. I'm so happy you joined us, Fradis. I mean, we've kind of got back and forth here. You're a tattoo artist and I have talked some shit about tattoos. Apparently you hadn't even heard these episodes. So I was basically indicting myself just digging my own grave, but it's pretty mind-blowing.

I might have never found them.

I still haven't.

I've like flipped through trying to be like, which one?

Which one is it?

You're trying to find them?

I'll get to them eventually and you'll get angry text messages for me.

You know, I think that for me it's not attractive.

That's how I feel about it in a romantic sense.

But I get it.

I look, I think some are cool.

I have liked tattoos in my life.

I don't like when people will be like, check out my tattoos.

You know what it means?

I'm like, it's not interesting.

You assign the meaning. No, I don't care to talk about

people who, I guess, make their whole personality about the tattoos they have. I think it should

just be a little extra like sprinkles, you know? People say it's addictive, though. Why? I mean,

you have a lot of tattoos, right? I mean, do you, I think it's fair to say, countless. How many do you have a count?

I don't. Not anymore. Wow. Because I think the amount of times I've been tattooed is greater than the amount of tattoos I have because many of my tattoos are multiple session pieces.

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