315 Mom's Porn Safe

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! Mom admits to having a porn safe. She swears me into burning it upon her death. Speaking of burning, my apartment and cock are both on fire. No it's not an STD – I haven't touched another human in months. It might be due to my mom's over-chlorinated pool in which she creates Tik Tok videos. What's more important than your sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
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0:38.8	Doctors last summer had to issue a warning not to put toothpaste on burns.
0:44.0	What?
0:44.8	You just have to know better than to put it on your dick, your burns, your vagina.
0:49.4	You just got to not use it at all.
0:51.9	And so I was just wondering if you have been putting it on your dick.
0:55.9	Because it just, this reminded me of what you've been complaining about all week.
0:59.2	And I didn't even ask if you put toothpaste down there, have you?
1:01.9	You know, now that you ask, I realize that might be the cause.
1:05.2	That was the problem.
1:06.2	You were brushing your dick. problem. I basically take the tube and put it right into my pee hole and just squirt all the
1:12.3	toothpaste into my urethra. It's uncomfortable to talk about sex, but sometimes it's
1:18.4	important to get uncomfortable. Sex Talk with my mom is the best mom's son podcast about sex.
1:25.2	It's the only one as well. My mother is a cougar.
1:27.7	My son is a clown.
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