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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

315: Mariah is BACK!! Delivery Room Drama

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right. All right. What did it do? What it do? How are we? Ice cube in the grill and to suck them in the

0:06.4

sand and the hustlers playing anthems. You know what I'm saying? I think so. I think you got one word right.

0:13.5

Which is good because it won't get flagged at all. Exactly. That's a good thing about when I sing. We can

0:18.5

never get flagged. Just awesome. Heath, I'm so excited right now. Not because you're on, but the fact that you have an empty seat next to you. I know. It's coming soon. What does it mean? What does it mean? I have no idea. For the people watching, you're just going to have to wait and see. And it's, it's going to, guys, it's a hard guess.

0:38.7

I mean, you're not going to get it. It's going to be special. Yeah. It's going to be super special. It's Tony. He's just like, sitting there. He's already like sitting up. He's only been in this world for just like a couple of weeks and he's just like fully able to hold a mic. I'm sorry. Zane, do not disturb.

0:54.3

Yo, guys, all right, this is, I've had Apple, like, able to hold a mic. Zane, do not disturb.

1:00.4

Yo, guys, all right, this is, I've had Apple, like, so it says on my phone, like Apple card customer service, but at first, I thought it was a spam.

1:04.7

Oh.

1:05.6

Because I answered it once, and it was like this lady that was like, hey, sir, so when are you

1:09.9

going to pay you for your bill? And I've never heard of any, like any customer service. Customer service ever call me and go talk to me like, like, like it was my roommate. Like, hey, what are you going to like, are you going to pay for like this month's rent? Or like, she called me and asked me like that. And so I thought it was a weird. Spam call.

1:27.9

She's like eating a sandwich.

1:29.1

Just like, yeah.

1:30.3

Um, sorry.

1:31.1

Listen, we're just, I'm just calling, I'll let you know.

1:33.3

But they've called me.

1:34.7

I'm not, I'm not even exaggerating.

1:36.3

They've called me 250 fucking times in the past like month.

1:40.3

What have you not paid?

1:41.6

I have, I think of paid my bill. I pay every month. This is your phone bill or like your phone bill? Like you're paying off your phone. I'm paying off my phone. You know when you like buy an app and you like double click it and like that there's a card on your like Apple? Yes. It's that. I'm like 50-50 on like if if it's real or not. Part of me feels like it's real, but like, why... First of all, why are they calling me that much? I feel like not even the IRS calls me that much. Zane's like, yeah, so I've just been buying a bunch of gift cards and giving them the gift card codes. Yeah, anytime, like, something that is financial and they're calling, I don't trust it. Like, I'm like, contact me, Zane. Don't show that. Buki, you good? Did you just spit in that cup? Yes, I'm like, I'm getting off a sickness. I'm like day one of like recovery. I've been as sick as a dog for the past four days. It's been honestly the worst. Cold or flu? New days of my life. I don't fucking know. I was in Australia. I'll talk about I'll get into it. But like I was in Australia and it was our last day and I was going to come back home. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just going to fly to the Philippines because I have a couple more days before we record.

2:51.5

I'm just, you know, you know, I'm going to be spontaneous.

2:54.7

Okay.

2:55.0

By the way, it's a 12 hour detour from away from home.

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