315: Eggs, Beavers & Beefs on DIYS

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

Comedy Interviews, True Crime, Comedy, Technology

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.

We also dive into:
🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!
🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)
🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin
🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?

Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves.

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00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same
00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate
01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister
02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment
04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos
05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role
07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?
07:23 – Which animal part would you want?
10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk
11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!
13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?
15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype
22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares
25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails
27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house
33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million
37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!
44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels
50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana
59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try
01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats
01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Summers don't hit the same as an adult. I feel like...
0:02.8	Summer? Yeah.
0:04.5	I think it's because I was just thinking about this. Weekends and summer has been like
0:09.9	ingrained into us through school. So like I found myself doing that too. Like I'll,
0:15.3	I'll take it easy on the weekend and not work on my personal stuff. But then I'll be like,
0:19.6	man, that's like a old way of
0:20.9	thinking like why wouldn't i work on weekends same with summer like we're we're used to taking
0:25.9	summer off because of school but honestly i think summer's the worst season i think it's just associated
0:32.1	with not going like yeah we're not in school like it's associated with freedom but in terms But in terms of, like, the seasons, it's the worst one by far.
0:39.8	What's your favorite season? Fall. I love a good fall. I think fall is, like, it's not too cold. And as long as it's not, like, a rainy fall, it's not too cold, like winter. And it's not, like, too hot, like, summer. I feel like fall you can use the pool and jacuzzi regularly.
0:37.3	Right.
0:38.1	Whereas summer, like, it might be too high. too hot like summer. I feel like fall you can use the pool and jacuzzi regularly. Right.
0:56.5	Whereas summer, like it might be too hot to even think about taking that lid off that
1:00.4	jacuzzi depending on where you are. Uh, bad news buck gave me a challenge to say that five
1:06.1	times fast and he'll super chat $10. I'm guessing he's talking about the static and sporadic.
1:11.6	Now, am I just doing static and sporadic? Nothing distracting? Or am I just doing static and sporadic? I want to know before I start. I mean, I do five of... Static is sporadic. Yeah, that's what to make sense. Static is sporadic, static, sporadic, static is sporadic, static is sporadic, static is sporadic, static is sporadic, static is
1:32.3	I'm like, no, to here gotta do it.
1:36.3	Whatever y'all said.
1:38.3	You choose, all right, I'm just say static, sporadic.
1:41.3	Static is sporadic, I'm just say static, sporadic. Static is sporadic, static and sporadic, static and sporadic, static and sporadic, static and sporadic. One for good measure. You see what the fuck going on out here. My boy. Go ahead and hit that super check. I don't know what the fuck. Let's go. God damn. We out here, my boy. As uh as always ladies a gentleman what's going on
2:02.8	i'm to hear more i got you cloud this is another episode of damn internet you're scary
2:07.4	got some great stories for you guys some great questions some great uh games uh but before
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