#3141 A Little Hard Work And A Tremendous Amount Of Narcissism

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to figure out their blood types, with mixed results. Also, Luke’s new favorite show is on Instagram, Andrew is obsessed with a mental health commercial, and Amy Schumer had to change her kid’s name. And, despite Andrews’ vows to avoid the subject, they delve back into the untrustworthy world of Tiger King.

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0:00.0	Dad the rice you have really outdone yourself the rice is great. Oh, thanks man
0:05.7	That but you know what that means a lot to me when dad the rice is perfect. I mean, it's moist
0:09.5	It's perfectly cooked you timed it right. Uh-huh. Yeah, so tender, but it's not mushy
0:14.8	You know it yields to the bite, but not without a little struggle
0:18.3	You know, I mean you got to still open your mouth and chew it. It's not that it goes right in
0:22.6	Well, it's not gonna bite itself, but yeah, I know what you're saying
0:25.3	Yeah, you know, I've noticed lately that you've been drinking more than than usual
0:29.4	I'm you know, is that I'm wondering if that's a problem or I think the problem is you've been noticing it more
0:40.4	I feel so full of
0:43.3	Which episode of shame pride? No, not that far from shame. Let's shame
0:48.3	Yeah, tell me an opinion that you have about something just one opinion that you have about anything at all
0:54.7	Just your opinion anything sure and opinion sure and opinion sure and opinion sure and opinion right now
0:59.4	Just all the top of your head sure and opinion anything try everything once except celery is pretty much bullsh**
1:05.2	Don't even bother with it big waste of time. Hey sound like
1:08.7	I'm a little bit jealous babe. No, and I I know a little something about
1:13.9	Injealous because people have been jealous of me my entire life. Were you just using a synthesizer?
1:18.4	Nope
1:19.6	So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?
1:23.9	Yep
1:24.9	I'm the president of rap music and I need to work with you right away
1:31.9	All right, hello good morning, and welcome everybody to a
1:36.3	Wednesday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live this song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world
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