314: Taylor Lautner Needs a Job
The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast
TMG Studios
4.9 • 31K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Cody and Noel react to Taylor Lautner’s recent backflip performance and the woman who ate 48 oysters on a first date. Plus, they discuss a $39,000 fossilized turd, some current wellness trends and invent some new ones.
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Hosted by Cody Ko & Noel Miller, Created by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller, and Produced by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller.
Chapters:
0:00 Still Waking Up
1:35 Intro
2:42 The Taylor Lautner Backflip
10:17 Lautner in Taylor Swift’s Music Video
12:06 DoorDash
13:44 Sharkboy Choreo
17:07 Cody’s Splits
19:22 Noel’s VIOLENT Dream
20:31 NOEL’S COMEDY SPECIAL
22:57 Drunk News Host Promo
25:05 Audible
26:51 Comedy Special Comments & Clips
28:52 Optimal Morning Routine
30:41 Non-Sleep Deep Rest
34:54 Inventing Optimal Living Habits
38:54 BetterHelp
40:17 Rebranding Men’s Health
42:08 Cold Plunges vs Coke
44:04 Optimal Routine Privillage
46:08 The New Lil Texas Drop
49:09 The Largest Fossilized Poop
54:14 Cody Throws Up
56:37 The Challenge
58:24 The Beckham Documentary
1:01:42 STILL Gross
1:02:54 48 Oysters Tiktok
1:09:19 We Got in Trouble… BYE!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, dude? How you feeling? |
| 0:02.1 | We are live. It is eight in the morning. I feel incredible. Let's not even pretend. I am here |
| 0:10.2 | Psychologically or consciously |
| 0:13.3 | Now I see why those morning routine guys do all that insane shit dude. You are like that's how you wake up |
| 0:19.5 | You have to sit in a cold plunge to get your eyes open at 5 a.m |
| 0:24.0 | Your eyes aren't even open, dude. They are glazed listen |
| 0:27.9 | Listen, I'm here. You have a layer. Yeah, I'm here. It's over your eyes. I'm here. Dude. It's fun. I'm here |
| 0:33.6 | You know what's funny is like I saw some tweet that was like you know, there's there's people that |
| 0:41.0 | Stay up till 4 a.m. And there's people that wake up at 4 a.m. and they marry each other |
| 0:46.9 | Ah, and I'm thinking or they do a podcast or they do a podcast |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, and that's what we have done |
| 0:54.1 | Don't worry. I'll be awake by the end of the bonus |
| 0:58.5 | Good |
| 0:59.8 | Good. Yeah, we're gonna have a blazing hot last five minutes. Yeah of the bonus episode |
| 1:07.7 | So sign up now at teamgstudios.tv. Yeah, you're gonna want that really good five minutes |
| 1:15.4 | You know we used to be good for the whole two hours now, you know, that's as men get older, you know |
| 1:21.3 | Yeah, they're only good for the five minutes |
| 1:24.5 | And when it doesn't matter. Yeah, when it doesn't matter |
| 1:29.3 | After you've already finished. Yeah, suddenly we have stamina. Yeah, and we're back |
| 1:53.5 | Hey |
| 1:57.7 | Let's lift the flying stuff. It may soon be so |
| 2:06.8 | Goodbye |
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