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🗓️ 21 February 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, even our profanity warning has profanity in the motherfucker. |
0:04.0 | This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Zip Recuder |
0:08.6 | and by the new fertility drink at Starbucks in Maccule Aote Conception. |
0:13.9 | It's coffee gets you pregnant because coffee is better than dicks. |
0:18.5 | And now the Skaving Atheist. |
0:21.4 | Hello friends, it's me, your favorite medical professional, Dr. Zoidberg. |
0:26.6 | So we've gotten your test results back and it is in my highly trained medical opinion |
0:31.9 | with 100% certainty that you have a deed evolved from filthy monkey men, why not? |
0:38.3 | We already knew that Zoidberg! Get out of the recording booth! |
0:57.5 | Ahhhhhhh! |
1:07.6 | It's Thursday, February 21st. |
1:10.4 | And it's Card Reading Day! |
1:13.2 | Still 4 Diamonds, I don't get it. |
1:16.2 | No solutions. |
1:18.6 | Um, Eli Bosnick. |
1:20.3 | He Thun Right. |
1:21.5 | And from Ian Zerings New Jersey, since the Nady Swing State and Gudos Majority. |
1:25.9 | This is the Skaving Atheist. |
1:28.3 | Oh, this week's episode, Tom and Sisa will warm your winter with some roasting. |
1:32.9 | The Catholic Church uses deadbeat dads as a diversion and ex-warments will masturbate |
1:38.2 | as often as they damn well pleased. |
1:41.2 | But first, the Dietribe. |
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