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The Scathing Atheist

314: Pi Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast will warm your winter with some roasting, the Catholic Church uses deadbeat dads as a diversion, and Ex-Mormons will masturbate as often as they damn well please. --- Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://audioboom.com/posts/7143587-gam178-science-falsely-so-called --- Guest Link: Hear more from Tom and Cecil here: http://dissonancepod.com/ --- Headlines: Christian-Owned Tax Service in Indiana Won’t File Lesbian Couple’s Joint Return https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/18/christian-owned-tax-service-in-indiana-wont-file-lesbian-couples-joint-return/ Some Ex-Mormons Used Facebook Ads to Tell Believers the Truth About the Church: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/11/some-ex-mormons-used-facebook-ads-to-tell-believers-the-truth-about-the-church/ This U.K. Teen Who Joined ISIS Wants To Return. Why Should She Be Allowed Back?: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/15/this-u-k-teen-who-joined-isis-wants-to-return-why-should-she-be-allowed-back/ WY GOP Lawmaker: I Support the Death Penalty Since That’s How Jesus Was Executed: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/15/wy-gop-lawmaker-i-support-the-death-penalty-since-thats-how-jesus-was-executed/ --- This Week in Misogyny: One step closer to back alley abortions thanks to the SCOTUS: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/19/supreme-court-wont-hear-case-involving-catholic-church-and-texas-abortion-law/ Church of Norway apologizes for anti-abortion stance: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/18/the-church-of-norway-just-apologized-for-its-inconsiderate-anti-abortion-stance/ Old purity rings turned into golden vagina: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/19/at-long-last-these-old-purity-rings-were-turned-into-a-golden-vagina/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, even our profanity warning has profanity in the motherfucker.

0:04.0

This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Zip Recuder

0:08.6

and by the new fertility drink at Starbucks in Maccule Aote Conception.

0:13.9

It's coffee gets you pregnant because coffee is better than dicks.

0:18.5

And now the Skaving Atheist.

0:21.4

Hello friends, it's me, your favorite medical professional, Dr. Zoidberg.

0:26.6

So we've gotten your test results back and it is in my highly trained medical opinion

0:31.9

with 100% certainty that you have a deed evolved from filthy monkey men, why not?

0:38.3

We already knew that Zoidberg! Get out of the recording booth!

0:57.5

Ahhhhhhh!

1:07.6

It's Thursday, February 21st.

1:10.4

And it's Card Reading Day!

1:13.2

Still 4 Diamonds, I don't get it.

1:16.2

No solutions.

1:18.6

Um, Eli Bosnick.

1:20.3

He Thun Right.

1:21.5

And from Ian Zerings New Jersey, since the Nady Swing State and Gudos Majority.

1:25.9

This is the Skaving Atheist.

1:28.3

Oh, this week's episode, Tom and Sisa will warm your winter with some roasting.

1:32.9

The Catholic Church uses deadbeat dads as a diversion and ex-warments will masturbate

1:38.2

as often as they damn well pleased.

1:41.2

But first, the Dietribe.

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