#314 - King Kia, Three Course Curry and Cow Pat PR

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Today Elis and John are at one with nature. (No, not in a sexy way Producer Dave). They're surviving not only the rigours of a podcast-first approach but today are prepared for much more. The smoke signals are going up. The salmon ponassed. All are braced in the bivouac for a very special surprise.

Once we've left the wilderness behind, Elis gets a right rollocking over his distaste of a high camp staple, we get an incredible insight into the diet of a mid-tier Crossfitter and we bid adieu to a key crew member of the good ship Elis and John.

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0:00.0	You're about to listen to a BBC podcast and trust me you'll get there in a moment but if you're a comedy fan
0:05.2	I'd really like to tell you a bit about what we do. I'm Julie Mackenzie and I commission comedy
0:10.2	podcast at the BBC. It's a bit of a dream job really.
0:13.0	Comedy is a fantastic joyous thing to do because really you're making people laugh,
0:18.0	making people's days a bit better, helping them process, all manner of things.
0:22.0	But you know I also know that comedy is really
0:24.4	subjective and everyone has different tastes so we've got a huge range of comedy on offer
0:29.6	from satire to silly shocking to soothing profound to just general pratting about. So if you
0:36.2	fancy a laugh, find your next comedy at BBC Sounds.
0:41.0	BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts. Oh, Why does it go quiet then? We usually wait for the riff, but it's fine.
1:14.3	I thought I did rate quick for the down. And then when that kicks in that's when we drop down.
1:20.7	That's fine. Well this is an absolute shit show.
1:24.0	Dave moved my keys.
1:26.0	The look John gave me when I moved his car keys off the table.
1:31.0	Was as if I had just done something a lot worse.
1:33.0	Dave, when you own a kia sportage, certain rights come with that.
1:39.0	You lease a kia sportage, Dave.
1:42.0	You're on the fence. Okay. You are on the fence.
1:46.1	Actually. You might want to return it in three years time. That doesn't seem like a vote of
1:50.2	confidence in Kia. It just means that I'm at the forefront of Kia technology when I upgrade in three years to the latest model again.
1:56.8	Losing about £6,000 every time you do it. Yeah, I'm aware. I'm aware.
2:01.8	Standards are already slipping. Dave is pretending he's the owner of a
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