Well boys I have discovered the actual best case scenario of a wedding to be invited to of all fucking time

So you don't actually have to go to the real wedding you don't actually have to go to the dinner after you don't have to go to anything that you don't really,

like, this is if you are just going for a fun time.

This is not if you, uh, this is not for a loved one.

This is not for like someone that you really really care about are you invited to the

wedding so this is no you're not invited to the actual wedding invited to the

what's that called reception yes only invited where the dinner happens.

Yeah, I guess I had a plate at the dinner and I wasn't there, but, uh, yeah.

They loved that, I bet just fucking 200 bucks down the drain.

Oh, I mean, when I showed up though, every single person at the wedding, I'm talking to the dad of the bride,

and that was who I was friends with was the family of the bride.

The dad of the bride's so pumped to see me. Like actually was juiced. Mom so juiced to see me.

I made it all about yourself. I went with one of my other friends and then yeah we did show up like an hour after we were supposed to.

That was a miscommunication by my friend who invited us.

But it was so much fun.

And if you have a wedding that you're like, oh,

I don't really want people to get like too messed up but then the

after party you want to be fun because we went to the bar after I was only there

for like 20 30 minutes it was so fucking fun got booze the fuck up this is just a

great idea I think I'm gonna do this with a lot of people for my wedding if I ever have one.

Well, here's the thing, Mitt. So if you're like an adult, you can't do that kind of shit.

Like, guess what? That isn't flying that kind of shit. Like guess what?

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