And I'm going to take T and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.

A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with T, shame on me.

Burn you twice in your own mouth, shame on everybody involved.

T-B-T-L!

Well, well, here we are.

I want to congratulate you for being on time.

I'm not handling this well. I don't feel competent. I'm depressed.

I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this, why anyone would do this.

The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.

Laughter, a sure sign of a good time.

And now I'm going to fill this silence with the words I'm saying right now.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.

I would label this conversation rough.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Why, oh shit.

What are y'all doing?

Oh, just sitting here at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama Hill, and Bellingham,

Washington, the Bay City, staring out over Lake Watcom and looking at Squalcom Mountain in the background,

where it is just a beautiful, I mean, pristine, gorgeous, blue sky day here in Bellingham.

I'm sorry, I'm tan. I like to be tan. It just feels good.

We are now entering that time of the year where I will be sweating through my clothes while doing the show again.

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