We'll now be handing out our complimentary meal. Airline food, am I right? My mother's an airline food chef, okay? And she deals with enough abuse every day. I don't know your mom. I don't know why I have to worry about it. Hey, sir, how would you feel if I said I want to insult your mom's vocation? How about you, ma'am? No, sorry, everyone. Let me just stand up. Hey, airline flight

attendants. Guess what this person thinks about the food that you're just so generously

serving us. Wow, David, that's some pretty heavy rain out there. You suppose the slave is

all right? Master, master, are you home slave wow nice very impressive armor I have

this bow and arrow too here let me show you how it points oh we're being shot at

who is the boarding us boarding your ship communist pirates yeah we

communally own things kind of like rebels against the system. Ah!

Oh, before I die, I just want you to know that...

An army of privacy pod weaponized nuclear submarines has been spotted making its way across the shorelines, taking out all the pirates in its wake.

To quote, Gloryhole, those miscreants and vagrants

need to be pushed out to create a new society of reason.

Well, hey, you know, it gets lonely on a deserted island.

We all cope with trauma in our own way, so we don't judge.

He must be really hungry and really excited about eating all this airline food.

Yeah.

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