313: White Klay Thompson

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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1:14.2	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Dan.
1:16.5	I'm here with Chris Spangeline and Dion Curry, and I know y'all want to why my face is shining
1:22.5	like I've been nutted on.
1:24.0	I have been nutted on, but it was by a salmon.
1:27.6	So... That makes it better. it was by a salmon. So.
1:28.5	That makes it better. Yeah, that's better.
1:31.6	Yeah. So I had a facial called a salmon facial. And where they take these needles and they beat up your face.
1:37.8	And they don't beat up. It was a Jamaican nigga named Sal.
1:42.6	You say, yeah, ma.
1:45.3	I'm on. I need she like
1:46.3	All right.
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