This is a headgum podcast.

Oh man.

Oh man, not again.

Yeah, I D. I'm a chick on Etsy but she never text me.

Back to back because I'm worried she didn't get the message.

Back to back so I

sent a picker my legal weapon back to back I'm attractive like a six or a seven so

she must not have seen it I sent a friend request but it got deleted at this point I think her batteries

depleted then she put my dick on instant now I'm really heated please jake in

a mere can you hear me please? The police are trying to

commandeer me please. All her friends tell me that she hates me please.

Does that mean she doesn't want to date me please? All right.

All right. Half to app.

Very chill.

Hailey Marie Norman.

Hi.

Thoughts?

There was so much going on in that song.

First, he called his dick a lethal weapon, which is terrifying.

Right.

And he texted her a photo of it, which is, let me just start early with my advice, don't do that.

Not unsolicited.

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