Well, and here's the fucked up thing too is that he says the pet but the you know I was expecting to get no kind of trouble

But the pastor forgave me and I'm like he's not the one you stole the fucking candy

Nice candy

It is it is however the perfect metaphor for Christianity

Right, it's the one I heard another person and I just don't want to feel bad about it and the pastor's like

poof magic don't feel bad about it. He's like oh, is that much better now? I guess I could just stop feeling bad about it

Not awful movie

Movie

Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it's still better than Christian cinema

And I'm your host no illusions. Thank you. Sorry. I know a fucks of the intro without great thanks

I have no illusions. He's gonna be unable to join us today

But sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. Eli. How are you this fine afternoon sir?

I'm fantastic. You unappreciated Gem you. Thank you. Thank you. And also joining us tonight is just masochist carousin

Maria. It's great to have you back. It's been too long

Too long too long

Just doing what you want but now okay continues behind scenes and puzzle of thunderstorm so sad you guys

2024 just like a sniffly crying episode that we never explain

All right, so tell us Kara what will we be breaking down today?

Oh, I don't even know what that was

This is you guys somehow figure out each time to put me in more and more pain

Okay, so let's see I didn't do any research on it because why would I waste anymore of my life hours?

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