They're the

On my sandwich Instagram dude and this other asian dude that I follow they kept using this

mayonnaise that again, I think it's called Kim Kim P or something but the point is it's Japanese and I finally heard the sandwich guy

It's sandwiches of history by the way. It's probably my favorite account of all time. Y'all go look it up

It's just this regular old sweet dude who every day makes a sandwich using a recipe book from like, you know

American history or whatever history and he kept using this mayonnaise and finally he explained why Japanese mayonnaise hits so hard

And it's because they only use the yolk and they use more of it

You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's just richer. There's more umami and I've been using it and dude it bangs well

It bangs real hard. That does it so on the subject of fat stuff. I had a couple of fat topics

I wanted to talk about and also I guess you know, it's sort of fat adjacent the other thing you wanted to talk about today

If you're a woman anymore. Yeah, you know, so it's a an all an all fat episode

The first thing is

Just how big of a piece of a shit I am, which is not you know, that's not a nose flash to anybody, but like

The other day I saw

It's I realized after I did it how perfectly it kind of encapsulates this part of me or whatever

I saw something like tweet or headline or read it thing or something that said that

All these countries ban this one particular food additive and America doesn't you know

And it's like fucking, you know Chad and go love fucking, you know

Kersarka Stan fucking all these different countries like banned this one thing and America doesn't ban it right so I clicked on it

And it's this stuff called potassium bromate, right and all these other countries ban it because it could be like

Real bad for you. I guess and somebody

Comments was like don't worry. Here's a list of all the American products that contain potassium bromate

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