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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

313: How We Lost All of Our Money (We're Broke...)

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:09.1

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0:18.3

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0:54.6

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0:54.7

I'm right there with you, baby.

0:55.9

I'm right there with you.

0:57.4

Don't you worry.

0:59.1

After my fast that I did, I'm down 12 pounds.

1:04.2

Whoa.

1:04.6

Holy shit.

1:06.6

Love that shit.

1:07.8

Fuck it up.

1:08.6

Yes.

1:09.8

Guys, it's funny. You're seeing Heath again. We really didn't think you'd be seeing him. We've said goodbye now twice. Yeah. We really thought Heath and Mariah would 100% be in the hostel right now. Today, right, today is December 15th. 15th. She was due to the 13th. Yeah. We really thought we would not be heat, but you guys are so lucky. You're seeing him one more time before they really have to be an awesome. We've been on the edge of our seat for the last few days. We're just like, is it happening? And she'll like start feeling some stuff. And we're like, okay, like it's time. And we're like getting ready. We're like mentally preparing and everything. And then it's just like, oh, no, wait. I guess. I guess it's still bacon. I guess it's not time. I keep checking your location. And yeah, today I saw that you were still home. And I'm like, well, did it already happen? And he's already home? I thought I missed it. They'll be there for at least a couple of days. It like a two-day grace paper where you can see if they're there. Just a heads up. Matt, do not be nervous tomorrow. We are going to be at the hospital. We weren't supposed to, so we've been doing weekly checkups. They schedule it's like just every week. But since the baby isn't here yet, we have to do another weekly checkup. So we're going in tomorrow

2:18.0

just to do an ultrasound, make sure everything's still good. So we will be at the hospital tomorrow. So if you see us there, don't get excited. It's just, it's just that. But it's just an appointment though. You're not like, you're not like settling in there. Yeah. That's insane. I don't, I don't know if I told you guys.

2:34.5

We were going to do the 16th as an appointment for, like you're not like settling in there yeah that's insane i don't i don't know if i told you guys we were

2:34.8

going to do the 16th as an appointment for inducing yes yeah um but we're we're just gonna

2:41.7

we're just gonna we're just gonna ride it out and just wait and see you know if he comes we don't

2:45.6

want to just go in and just start the inducing process i was talking to maria though she was just

2:50.7

like this baby just doesn't want to come out he's like this baby is start the inducing process. I was talking to Mariah, though, and she was just like,

2:51.1

this baby just doesn't want to come out.

2:53.5

She's like, this baby is just like, it's here to stay.

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