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Death should be a party. Death, where is that staying?

I ain't afraid of death, bring it.

Not right now, but, you know.

That's right, man. You're going to want to come to my funeral.

I'm going to put the fun in funeral.

It's going to be hard to be sad.

I got a big bowl of candy on my chest.

That is going to help some people, man.

People walking by my casket. I can't believe you're gone. I can't believe. Smarties! Oh my God. Hello, boys. Mark. I just pooped in. It smells fabulous. Lowell. Welcome to my latest experiment. This is a big one. It's the Mark and Lowell show. It was a show just for me and you, much like this podcast, where two guys bring you stories and opinions. Our listeners will not laugh. But if we laugh, then people will laugh. Built on 30 years of friendship. You were singing operatically while you were taking the camera. And I was zooming in. And I was zooming in on my crotch. Along with a regular cast of pals to help them remember at all.

Camp is the best.

Get your shit together.

All right.

So back to your swamp ass.

Say, ho.

Now here's Mark and Lowell.

Hello and welcome everybody to the Mark and Lowell Show.

I am your host Mark Ronick and here with me as always, my co-host, Loll Mellcer.

Hello, Lowell.

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