312. Tim Sits Down!

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Skip your morning shave and enjoy this rare 5 o’clock shadow show that didn’t start til 5pm! The zoom room and hotline were full, we checked out Russel Brand's baptism photos, discussed both Frankie and Bobby Valli, and SPOILER ALERT Tim told us all about his successful heart procedure. Watch or listen to another hour of the show with a dark new look at some old Garth Brooks clips, a new drop debut, Doug's Emoji Music game, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Help us support the relief efforts in Asheville! Donate $10 (or whatever you can afford) directly to a non-profit of your choice, then email a screen grab to [email protected] and you could win a prize pack. Here's a list of suggestions: https://bit.ly/4etvCYP. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Use discount code SEFFAYFEFFERS at check out for 10% off. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The plant near the reception desk at Axel's autocare is loving life.
0:04.0	Because since Axel started taking card payments with Barclaycard,
0:08.0	he's got the money in his account the next day,
0:10.0	with no hidden fees, so he spends less time waiting and more time watering.
0:16.6	What's good for small business is good for everyone.
0:19.4	Barclay Card payments. Settlement terms may vary To receive next day settlement, transactions need to be taken before 9 PM for flexing before 7 PM for Smart Pay Anywhere and Smart Pay Touch. Teas and sees apply.
0:31.0	What's 2FA security on Krakhan? Let's say I'm captaining my football team and we're up by a goal against, I don't know,
0:37.8	roverton rovers. Do we relax? No way. Time to create an extra line of defense and protect that lead.
0:45.0	That's like 2FA on Krakhan, a sure-fire way to keep what you already have safe and sound.
0:50.0	Go to Krakan.com and see what crypto can be.
0:53.0	Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.
0:56.0	This is a high risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong. Forever Dog.
1:05.0	Peace, fish, hug.
1:07.0	I like having fun.
1:08.0	I like to laugh. I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make you happy.
1:15.0	I like having fun.
1:17.0	Yes, I like it to laugh.
1:19.0	I like it for us to make people to life.
1:22.0	Good ye! Good evening everybody good evening everybody good evening that's right it is five o'clock
1:30.5	PM and I am p.m. Essen.
1:36.2	What? It's 5 p.m.
1:39.2	I'm p.m. sen. On the west coast here, I know it for a lot of people living on the East
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