#312: Lyin' Ted

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

1- Welcome to Florida
2- Texas is open
3- Golden idols made in Mexico
4- CPAC and the C is for CULT
5- Lyin Ted is lyin again.
6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries.
7- Dr. Suess and Mr. Potato Head walk into a bar...

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0:00.0	I was going to
0:02.0	I want to welcome you to episode 312 with my podcast. Who's paying attention? And I'd be honest, I hope this works. I am recording it on my MacBook and voice record because for some reason, Garage Band has chosen not to work on my MacBook, which is very interesting.
0:38.3	I guess I should check these things at the Apple store when I buy them.
0:42.3	Oh, that's right. Apple stores are all closed, which I'll talk about in a minute.
0:46.3	But anyway, here I am, live from Florida. I'm in West Palm.
0:51.3	Beautiful weather. It's supposed to be 75 degrees today, sunny, which I like.
0:57.4	And, you know, it's Florida.
0:59.0	So coming to Florida, people always warn you.
1:02.9	Be careful.
1:03.7	Look out.
1:04.5	I don't know.
1:05.3	This is my second trip here.
1:06.7	I was in Tampa last August.
1:09.0	Now I'm in West Palm.
1:14.1	People are wearing masks for the most part that's what I see everything's open restaurants are open indoor dining is a gym nearby
1:22.5	the gym is open ironically L.A. Fitness is open in Florida.
1:28.6	I love that.
1:29.9	And there's a movie theater that's open.
1:32.6	And yes, they have the vaccines.
1:34.2	And you know what?
1:35.2	The vaccines are going to the richest people.
1:37.6	So I think there's just something about that that is just a little bit more American.
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