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The Snark Tank

#312: Bernie "Salmon Shoes" Sanders

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8838 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 203 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Snartek.

0:12.0

You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie.

0:23.9

Sit back and prepare for some action.

0:29.2

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

0:36.2

You ever had a starburst drink before?

0:37.2

Ew. You like starburst drink before? Ew.

0:39.8

You like starburst?

0:40.6

I do.

0:41.8

I just, uh... I got a starburst in a while.

0:42.7

There's something about...

0:44.1

I don't know, like, it's kind of like a sour patch cereal.

0:47.5

You know, where like, I don't know if I want to drink candy.

0:50.5

I understand what you're saying with the cereal, though, because I don't want, like, this super soury, sweet type of stuff with milk or anything.

0:58.0

As a beverage, this actually works.

1:00.7

It, uh, I didn't believe, I didn't, I didn like, say, I was, I'm not a huge fan of tricks.

1:16.3

Oh, I loved tricks.

1:17.2

Oh, really?

1:17.7

Because to me, that's one, like, there's like the, the sweet, the sweet and the milky, the fruity.

1:22.8

I understand what you're saying.

1:24.6

You like fruity pebbles?

1:25.2

But that's what I'm saying.

1:26.1

That's what I, like.

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