311: Shrinkage Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, adoption agencies will dust off their “no dogs no irish signs JUST in time”, Melania Trump holds a beer for Karen Pence during their feckless contest, and religion will finally find a way to cheat death.
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Headlines:
Trump administration approves “no atheists or jews need apply” adoption agency: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/24/trump-admin-government-funded-foster-agency-can-deny-non-christians/
Missionary may face genocide charges for contacting Brazilian tribe: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/27/missionary-may-face-genocide-charges-after-contacting-isolated-brazilian-tribe/
Trump promotes biblical literacy classes after being duped by Fox News: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/28/donald-trump-promotes-bible-literacy-classes-after-misleading-fox-news-segment/
House committee strikes ‘so help me god’ from oath; Christians freak out: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/29/democrats-propose-nixing-so-help-me-god-from-default-oath-in-house-committee/
Bible Camp Brought in fake Atheist
Karen Pence teaching at bigot school for bigots: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/18/mike-pence-falsely-claims-critics-are-attacking-his-wifes-christian-faith/
Dead Man Gets Three More Weeks of Life After Religious Time-of-Death Lawsuit
Catholic writer: Calling unborn boys ‘princess’ will turn them gay: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/29/catholic-writer-calling-a-baby-boy-princess-in-the-womb-will-turn-him-gay/
This Week in Misogyny:
VA legislator rejects equal rights amendment because ‘god already made us all equal’ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/24/va-legislator-votes-against-equal-rights-amendment-since-god-made-us-all-equal/
Vatican will only let infertile women get hysterectomies: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/17/vatican-will-only-let-infertile-women-get-hysterectomies-at-catholic-hospitals/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, by the time I finish this sentence, this podcast will already have started using words like fuck. |
| 0:06.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by HIMS. |
| 0:10.0 | And by the monarchy of his majesty Eli I, the first, an alternative government that has shut down zero times this year. |
| 0:19.0 | Just putting it out there. |
| 0:21.0 | Monarchy, majesty, he left first. |
| 0:24.0 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:27.0 | Hi, this is Kenny Wyland, and I just got a seven day Facebook ban for quote unquote, hate speech. |
| 0:33.0 | Because I posted a comment that said we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. |
| 0:38.0 | What the fuck? |
| 0:57.0 | It's Thursday. |
| 1:00.0 | It's January 31st. |
| 1:02.0 | And Happy New Year! |
| 1:04.0 | What? |
| 1:05.0 | Really? What? |
| 1:06.0 | Sorry, but January. |
| 1:07.0 | No emotions. |
| 1:08.0 | Amila Bosnick. |
| 1:10.0 | He then write. |
| 1:11.0 | And from Martha Stewart's New Jersey. |
| 1:13.0 | Cincinnati Swing State. |
| 1:15.0 | And Good Husband Georgia. |
| 1:16.0 | This... |
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