311: Shrinkage Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, adoption agencies will dust off their “no dogs no irish signs JUST in time”, Melania Trump holds a beer for Karen Pence during their feckless contest, and religion will finally find a way to cheat death. --- Come see us live in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://audioboom.com/posts/7143587-gam178-science-falsely-so-called --- Headlines: Trump administration approves “no atheists or jews need apply” adoption agency: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/24/trump-admin-government-funded-foster-agency-can-deny-non-christians/ Missionary may face genocide charges for contacting Brazilian tribe: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/27/missionary-may-face-genocide-charges-after-contacting-isolated-brazilian-tribe/ Trump promotes biblical literacy classes after being duped by Fox News: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/28/donald-trump-promotes-bible-literacy-classes-after-misleading-fox-news-segment/ House committee strikes ‘so help me god’ from oath; Christians freak out: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/29/democrats-propose-nixing-so-help-me-god-from-default-oath-in-house-committee/ Bible Camp Brought in fake Atheist https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/28/a-christian-bible-camp-brought-in-a-fake-atheist-so-kids-could-stump-him/ Karen Pence teaching at bigot school for bigots: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/18/mike-pence-falsely-claims-critics-are-attacking-his-wifes-christian-faith/ Dead Man Gets Three More Weeks of Life After Religious Time-of-Death Lawsuit https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/21/dead-man-gets-three-more-weeks-of-life-after-religious-time-of-death-lawsuit/ Catholic writer: Calling unborn boys ‘princess’ will turn them gay: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/29/catholic-writer-calling-a-baby-boy-princess-in-the-womb-will-turn-him-gay/ --- This Week in Misogyny: VA legislator rejects equal rights amendment because ‘god already made us all equal’ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/24/va-legislator-votes-against-equal-rights-amendment-since-god-made-us-all-equal/ Vatican will only let infertile women get hysterectomies: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/17/vatican-will-only-let-infertile-women-get-hysterectomies-at-catholic-hospitals/

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0:00.0	Warning, by the time I finish this sentence, this podcast will already have started using words like fuck.
0:06.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by HIMS.
0:10.0	And by the monarchy of his majesty Eli I, the first, an alternative government that has shut down zero times this year.
0:19.0	Just putting it out there.
0:21.0	Monarchy, majesty, he left first.
0:24.0	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:27.0	Hi, this is Kenny Wyland, and I just got a seven day Facebook ban for quote unquote, hate speech.
0:33.0	Because I posted a comment that said we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:38.0	What the fuck?
0:57.0	It's Thursday.
1:00.0	It's January 31st.
1:02.0	And Happy New Year!
1:04.0	What?
1:05.0	Really? What?
1:06.0	Sorry, but January.
1:07.0	No emotions.
1:08.0	Amila Bosnick.
1:10.0	He then write.
1:11.0	And from Martha Stewart's New Jersey.
1:13.0	Cincinnati Swing State.
1:15.0	And Good Husband Georgia.
1:16.0	This...
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