311. Piff the Magic Dragon

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It was a magical morning with special guest Piff the Magic Dragon performing many of his astounding tricks along with his assistant Mr. Piffles 2.0, and the holy trinity lending a hand as needed. Of course we talked to some of YOU on zoom and the hotline, a brand new City of the Day, a double header dopp' o' the mornin', and we acknowledged the legendary career of Hoda Kotb. We even had the original Mr. Piffles 1.0 join on zoom for a trick. Watch or listen to another hour of the show with more tricks from Piff including some actual pyrotechnics, a new pair of guys from Vic, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Use discount code SEFFAYFEFFERS at check out for 10% off. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.0	Forever.
0:32.0	Dog! You're a coward. Forever. I like to laugh to laugh to meet people who can make
0:47.0	I like to make you laugh
0:48.0	I like having fun yes I like to laugh
0:51.0	what it's a child.
0:54.0	Character the verse time.
0:56.0	I just wanted to be here.
0:57.0	Good morning everybody.
1:00.0	This is a pre-recorded message from Tim Heidaker. I'm not here today, but I'm here to tell you that today's episode of office hours is live.
1:10.0	I recorded this a few days ago and we're plotting it in through the magic of
1:16.0	green screen and CGI. I wish I could be there with you guys today but I am off
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