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311. Kings of King: Stephen King’s It (1990)

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Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This one takes us to the unfortunate year of 1990 and the world of made-for-TV movies as Michael and Abe tackle the 3-hour two-part miniseries “It.” The king beans haven’t gotten to check in with each other for a while and this episode starts with a selfish catching up of each others’ lives and reminiscing about our past. Just like It, except for the bludgeoning and ripping asunder of a trans-universal spider and the coming-of-age orgies. Let’s see where they stack this one in the films reviewed so far! Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

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0:00.0

Stephen. Stephen King. Hello everyone

0:30.0

welcome back to our spooky area of podcasting that we call.

0:37.0

Kings of King who I don't think wrote much if at all about vampires.

0:42.0

Well Pennywise takes the form of a vampire at one point, but...

0:46.0

Or a werewolf, I guess.

0:48.0

We were a wolf in this one.

0:50.0

He also did cycle the werewolf.

0:52.0

I don't know if King touched vampires much.

0:54.8

That's weird. Yeah, someone tell us in the comments.

0:57.8

I'm sure there is. There's definitely vampiric stuff.

1:01.5

Vampiric king that were over the... Yeah. Classic Vampiric king that were over like yeah classic vampires that I can think of he usually

1:08.4

zoos it up with like yeah it's like a demon ancient demon god that absorbs energy but it's like a demon, ancient demon God that absorbs energy, but it's still kind of a vampire.

1:15.7

I'm one of your hosts Michael Swaim with me as always is my best bud.

1:20.8

Hi, I'm Abe Epperson. I'm the other king of King.

1:24.0

That was clipped out almost as if it was like your outgoing voicemail message.

1:28.0

I love that.

1:29.0

Mm. You can punch that out easy.

1:31.0

Make a ring tone, make a text thing. a text thingy yeah then everyone will understand

1:35.0

hi every time you get a text hi I'm Abe Everson the other host of Kings of King oh I

1:41.0

got to answer this. Um, shit.

1:44.0

How you been man?

1:46.0

Oh man, it's been a while since we've seen each other.

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