Oh, my dick's been cut off.

Let me have a...

Can you make me a meat smoothie?

From the smallest room in New York City.

It comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

Yeah, okay, that's true.

A 56-year-old CEO of a real estate company used a 12-gauge shotgun to shoot the fuck out of his 50-year-old wife and 18-year-old daughter.

All were discovered, deader than fuck, on the second-floor landing of their sprawling 4,551-foot

5-bedroom, 4-5-bathroom, 4-5 bathroom home listed at $1.7 million in the well-heeled neighborhood

of Pound Ridge in Westchester.

The New York Post reports the house has a pool in a pond.

Pond might be better for you.

The couple were not divorcing.

Police say no domestic incidents had been reported.

Any problems between the two were simmering well concealed.

Before finally coming to a boil.

Last Thursday, even the wife's good friend tearfully said the couple seemed happy.

It seemed they were very happy, said Loretta's good friend.

She never really spoke about her relationship much.

Her life was her kids a few times.

I've met Steve Dim. That's right. Steve

Dim the murderer. He seemed like a great husband and a great father. And he's also a great shot.

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