311: Anutstatician

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
0:01.1	If Pat Down's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography. Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon. And while you're there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of The Pat Down. I'm here with my good friend Chris Spangler and Dion Currie. And I got an Akeel in the closet because he looked like a cold.
0:23.0	And how you guys do it? Chris Spangler and Dionne Curry and I got not kill in the closet because he looked like a cold
0:22.5	and how you guys do?
0:26.1	I've
0:26.5	kidding
0:28.7	we're ready for our facials
0:30.5	miss Pam
0:31.0	I
0:33.0	I keep not killing the closet
0:34.4	I keep not killing the closet y'all because he got a scooby-scooby-do eyes.
0:41.1	He got a robin mask on, as he's saying.
0:45.6	Take me a chill at Batman.
0:48.3	I ain't never coming up.
0:50.4	You coming out, motherfucker.
0:52.2	Only in the darkness.
0:54.3	Y'all stay tuned out of the music.
0:55.7	We're going to tell you how not kill got a nose job.
0:59.2	You better get up, get out, and tune into this podcast.
1:03.1	Miss Pat spit the truth, spit the real fact.
1:05.9	Nothing but the other classy at the same time.
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