So, Ian, have you had a good blow today?

Start as you mean to go on, eh?

It is a bit blubby out.

I did actually say on the radio, was it last night,

I said, I was blown off Tumbridge Station platform.

Then I nearly added, and not for the first time.

Sorry, have you ever been blown on Tumbridge Station?

I haven't, no.

No. Well, stop being so filthy then. Tumbridge Wells, but not Tumbridge station? No, I haven't, no. No. Stop being so filthy then. Tumbridge Wells, but not Tumbridge.

Is it a better class of joby? It is because it's royal Tumbridge Wales, you see. So everything's a bit

regal and we all know, I was going to try and make a Prince Andrew joke then.

Oh, no, don't. Then I thought better of it.

Oh dear.

I think we'd better say we started as we don't mean to go on.

Yeah.

That's the only, that's the only smut.

Oh, I think I might have stopped the recording.

Hang on.

What did I do there?

Oh, no, it's all right. Panic over. Good. Are we still going?

We are still going, yes, in our normal professional manner. Have you, the thing is, though,

we should probably own up to our listeners that both of us have had to confess to each other that we've only just got out of bed.

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