310: (Part 2) Hayley Morris talks break ups, saying I love you, and never trusting a fart

Private Parts

Peter Cowley

Diaries, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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She's backkkk!!! Hayley Morris, TikToker, comedian and now author joins us for a second time on the Private Parts sofa.

And the boys have yet again met their match when it comes to chatting about bodily excretions. We're chatting all about her new book Me vs Brain and its contents, from relationships, break ups, sex dreams, Pedro Pascal, overthinking and periods.

And remember... never trust a fart, or an er*ction.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone welcome back to part two of part two. Thank you for clicking over we're still here with Hayley Morris.
0:08.5	Hey what was your nickname growing up? Morris. Oh, it was Morris. Oh no, Beastings.
0:15.0	Beastings? Why Beastings? Fetchested. Oh my god. When you had boobs people were like Beastings and I was like,
0:22.8	I could have asked you to go. Yeah, I was so savage, isn't it? What was yours?
0:28.8	I don't know, Mitt Dick. How was it? Oh, Mitt Dick. Not for any reason it just was like it rhymed.
0:35.8	Mitt Dick. Mitt Dick. Mitt Dick. What was yours?
0:42.8	Mine was actually Lango. I got called Rudolph because my nose used to go red when I was young when it was cold.
0:48.8	Oh, that's quite sweet. And noddy. I got called noddy. Cute though.
0:53.8	It's all coming back now actually. Hey, and little bitch boy. No. No.
0:59.8	No, little bitch boy. Thomas really caught me up. Oh god. Get back in the cupboard, little bitch boy.
1:06.8	Hayley, back to your book. By the way, we can just I want to shout this out. We can go and get your book right now.
1:12.8	We can. Yeah. We'll leave the description below, but you can go and get it in any bookstore.
1:17.8	Well, any bookstore, any book store, any book store, demand that they go and get it for you.
1:24.8	Go into any book store. You can get it from Tesco, Waterstones, mostly Waterstones, and then some WH Smithers Smithers Smithers W H Smithers W H Smithers W H Smithers also obviously Amazon.
1:38.8	And also, okay, before we get into me, the spirit, how to cover up a fart because we left that.
1:45.8	This is page 80. How do we cover up a fart? There are many ways of covering up a fart.
1:50.8	Okay, go and give it to me. You can do the old cough trick. It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
1:55.8	It doesn't work. No, you have to make sure that you're coughing louder than the fart.
2:02.8	But you've got to deal with the smell as well. Well, that's that's the hard part. I think at the beginning of a relationship that is
2:09.8	a weirdy looks of men and reads a book. It looks so strange reading it.
2:14.8	The leg up. Yeah, I know. It is so fast. You've got your leg up as well. Yeah, I mean, it's time. You look unrelaxed with your
2:21.8	I've got to say you're relaxed. I've got to say it. You know, rather than telling you how to cover up because you can read it in the book.
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