#310: I'm Beetleling my Borg

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 838 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 158 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Snartek.
0:11.4	You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Raygun, Derek Blackman, and Tom
0:19.6	Sweetie.
0:23.9	Sit back and prepare for some action.
0:29.2	Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.
0:35.9	I felt like being blind today.
0:36.8	Yeah.
0:37.7	You felt like it? Yeah. Yeah. You felt like it?
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:40.5	No, I actually, it's funny.
0:41.7	We're talking about migraines.
0:43.9	Mides were feeling a little sensitive.
0:44.5	Yeah.
0:45.9	And so I was like, you know what?
0:47.2	These are prescription sunglasses.
0:48.2	Nice.
0:53.6	And we have some lights, especially one right over here that doesn't have any cover on it.
0:55.5	So I was like, oh, this might be a problem for me today.
1:01.4	Because, like, Mines are just feeling a little like, you ever, do you ever, I don't know if you ever have that feeling we're like, oh, like, oh, like, a Mize are a little extra sensitive and they were going to be in the sun.
1:06.5	What I have that happens, I'm like, all right, here we go.
1:08.0	Oh, is that like... Right at the sun? Is that like what you do when you're like, oh, man, to avoid a hangover, you just keep drinking?
1:15.2	Yeah.
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